SHADY MOVIE LISTS: Movies that will probably bomb in 2018

Here it is, folks - the list that guarantees a 100% chance of me having a foot squarely in my mouth a year from now. Maybe two feet.

A lot of movies coming out in 2018 are highly anticipated by audiences. Incredibles 2! Black Panther! Incredibles 2! Deadpool 2! Incredibles 2! Fantastic Beasts 2! Incredibles 2! But despite all this undeniable hype, there are some movies that are very not anticipated. There are some movies coming out this year that I just can't see being successful. On this list, I'm going to describe them.

But like I said, I'll probably turn out to be wrong about at least one of these predictions, if not all of them. So don't quote me. (Please. For the love of god. Don't.)

SHADY MOVIE LISTS: 2017's notable bad films

Yes, that's right, 2017. You can finally emerge from the naughty corner. I'm going to take you to task.

As everyone knows, in terms of general badness, 2017 made 2016 look like the Teletubbies. I'm pretty sure last year put us all through the wringer (with the sole possible exception of Jeff Bezos). But now that it's over, let us take a look at some of the worst-received films of 2017.

And be warned. 2017 was a shitty year. There's lots to talk about. This list is gonna be long. (This time around I'm omitting the "ironically good" qualifier from my last article, because it's just redundant.) Please note that there are many, many terrible 2017 movies that I'm not going to talk about on this list. 2017 was a bad year. Honorable mentions go to 50 Shades Darker, Rings, The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, Ghost in the Shell, The Space Between Us, The Shack, and MANY others.

SHADY MOVIE LISTS: 2016's notable bad films

Well, here we are in the new year. I promised you my surprise review almost a year ago. Dear lord, how time flies. Guys, don't worry - that review is about 50% done, and I'm chipping away at it. You probably won't be cold in your coffin yet before it comes your way. Probably.

With that being said, here is my first article of the new year! In honor of the hell year that was 2017, I'm going to be discussing a few choice movies of twenty-sixteen. Because 2017 was a naughty, naughty year, and has been banished to the bad-boy corner to think about what he did. So we're just not going to talk about him. (Yes, I've decided that 2017 was a him.)

Onward! We'll now look at some of the worst movies of 2016.